The world of reality has its limits; the world of imagination is boundless.– Jean-Jacques Rousseau (via hypersexualgirl)
The demise of the English language. →
bumfinger: I despise how the English language has been brutally fornicated with in recent times. Putting ‘ise’ on the end of a word because it saves saying a further few words IS NOT OK! ‘Alphabetise’ is just a lazy way of saying ‘put in alphabetical order. ‘Musicalise’ is a lazy way of saying ‘put to… I tried voicing these opinions on Facebook and the like, and in the office, and was...
This is my eating routine
spankandtickle: wowfunniestposts: I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!” Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!” And repeat. FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts ~ Has someone been watching me again??